Hisha F. Pimeä, candy for the cannibal

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

heatmor:

why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

roxannescoffs:

megamindyelling:

music-man-writes-bad-lyrics:

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

JUSTICE.  IS A NON-EVAPORATABLE.  LIQUID.

OH COME ON YOU KNOW JUST ABOUT ALL LIQUIDS HAVE A BOILING POINT EVENTUALLY 

Plus, it can be easily frozen in the walk-in freezer of Evil.

You guys
I can’t even

It’s selfie time! :D

It’s selfie time! :D

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! 

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle
  • NML a night, a month or for life?
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not?
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with?
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 
or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

Heavy objects were thrown/poetry was recited.

(via infinitemachine)

If you would date me send me an ask ^_^

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

You can also use this power to seduce your enemy and then break their heart when you reveal them the truth.